I tell grandma stories so stick around the coffee table and pour me a cup of smoking hot scotch whiskey.

- trust issues with the “best” friend just before the clock struck on ny’s day.

- drunk, screamed, cried.

- and no, i m so nt dating a dude younger than me, its so cougarish wrong.

i think its time to put a stop to partylife. time to get a proper job and back to act like a designer on drugs.

1 month ago